Is your cat a finicky eater? Or do you own so many cats you can’t possibly find time to feed them all?

Ugly Hamsters have the solution! For a ridiculously high fee, they will come to your home and feed your cat for you. Uggo, shown in the picture below, specializes in the Easy Arch technique. This is a great way to break your cat in to the habit of eating, one nugget at a time. Don’t let the word “easy” fool you; the E.A. technique requires elite wrestling moves, a high pain tolerance, and the perfect one-armed toss.*IMG_0279

*WARNING: These difficult feeding techniques are not to be tried at home by humans.